- Lets, burn , trash, tear, rip, or turn into dust rags any and all sweatpants or jogging suits (women) that have words on the back of your ass!! Trae Tack'e!!!
- Ok ladies if your gonna go around town with your hair as nappy as a sheep's ass then don't grab a bag of skittles and throw them in the air and catch one and say " I'm gonna dye my hair this color. If won't even combed your damn hair!!!
- Emo's my children of darkness. There is this wonderful product from wool-light called wool-light black it keeps dark clothes from fading. So be a dear and invest in a case and stop trying to pass that faded ass tattle tale grey looking over washed pair of dusty jeans off as black.
- Big people men and women a mid cut + gut x out in public = One hot fucking mess!!
- Guys a tight T-shirt and a slamming pair of jeans that hug you right and a pair of motherfucking CROCS is a bitch move man!!!
- My military men black shoes and white socks gotta go boys wash your damn clothes and stop spending your laundry money at game stop.
- Pig tales on grown women only if your gonna be filmed on all fours in a biker porn video can we say handle bars?
- Guys in flip flops I understand its easy and convenient but, here is the deal guys who where flip flops are unaware that they twist and shake there ass more than a frisky whore on a Brooklyn street corner. And here is the other thing Gay Guys are watching!!!
- Ladies don't go out in pumps if you can't walk in pumps. Nothing is more fun to watch than a woman in heels who is unsure of her next step. Believe me there are bets taken on how soon you bust your ass.
- Most important wash your ass nobody likes a smelling stinking Ho·mo sa·pi·en!!
Ok peeps have a blast and be goood.
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