Sunday, April 18, 2010

Seasons Change

Ok all the snow has melted and its time for us who have actually went into a gym this winter to come out of our larvae form and into the awe inspiring butterflies we want to be. So with that said I would like to make sure that you people do not make the same mundane mistakes you have been in the past because good fashion sense is a must. So here are my 10 don'ts before you do.

  1. Lets, burn , trash, tear, rip, or turn into dust rags any and all sweatpants or jogging suits (women) that have words on the back of your ass!! Trae Tack'e!!!
  2. Ok ladies if your gonna go around town with your hair as nappy as a sheep's ass then don't grab a bag of skittles and throw them in the air and catch one and say " I'm gonna dye my hair this color. If won't even combed your damn hair!!!
  3. Emo's my children of darkness. There is this wonderful product from wool-light called wool-light black it keeps dark clothes from fading. So be a dear and invest in a case and stop trying to pass that faded ass tattle tale grey looking over washed pair of dusty jeans off as black.
  4. Big people men and women a mid cut + gut x out in public = One hot fucking mess!!
  5. Guys a tight T-shirt and a slamming pair of jeans that hug you right and a pair of motherfucking CROCS is a bitch move man!!!
  6. My military men black shoes and white socks gotta go boys wash your damn clothes and stop spending your laundry money at game stop.
  7. Pig tales on grown women only if your gonna be filmed on all fours in a biker porn video can we say handle bars?
  8. Guys in flip flops I understand its easy and convenient but, here is the deal guys who where flip flops are unaware that they twist and shake there ass more than a frisky whore on a Brooklyn street corner. And here is the other thing Gay Guys are watching!!!
  9. Ladies don't go out in pumps if you can't walk in pumps. Nothing is more fun to watch than a woman in heels who is unsure of her next step. Believe me there are bets taken on how soon you bust your ass.
  10. Most important wash your ass nobody likes a smelling stinking Ho·mo sa·pi·en!!
Ok peeps have a blast and be goood.



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