Do Y'all Smell Something?

You know the smell of fresh baked bread, or a nice roast in the oven. Just the smell alone will get your mouth watering and you willing to set the table!! Well guess what it works the same way with you body order. Women believe in spraying , splashing and sometimes bathing in sweet smelling things. Guys not so much. Now its not all of the guys that don't get into smelling all good for the ladies most do try. Its just that for most its hard to tell what smells good on you and what doesn't and the time to find out is not when you pick up your date. So how can you tell what smells good on you and what doesn't? Easy when your in the market for a new colonge always spray the one your interested in on a test paper first, then a small spot on your arm. (Do not ask the sales lady!!! Her job is to get whatever bottle out the store!!) And you will go out into the world smelling like you wearing roach spray. Do make her or him do his/her job by telling you if it is a spice, musk, citrus etc. For most men one or two will do good and one will not. For me it's spice colonges really do not go with me. A surefire way to find out if a colonge smells good on you is to politely ask a woman you do not know. (AGAIN THIS DOES NOT MEAN THE FOOL BEHIND THE COUNTER WAITING TO RING YOU UP!!!) Trust me on this guys women will be honest about smells good or bad they will not let you down. A women will either like a mans colonge or she will not. If it does you justice she will tell you with a sparkle in her eye. If she doesn't like it trust me she will take a step back, frown up her face and get the hell away from you. Oh and I know some of you cheap bums out there who think you can easily get by with these new body washes for men with the little scents. Just remember a good colonge stays with you and in the mind of someone else. Body washes just alert people that you did decided to wash your ass today. Ok I luv you bye bye!!!