Dress For Success

OK this one is big !!! I want all of you to pass this little blog along to all and any young person who is out looking for employment. If you are going out to look for a job it is in your best interest to LOOK YOU DAMN BEST!!!! I can not express this enough people even if your just asking for a application look presentable. You don't have to be in a shirt or tie, skirt and nice blouse if your picking up a application but it helps. Why do you ask? It is simple. You only get to make one first impression with anyone and the person who gives you the application may just be the person who interviews you. You never know so don't blow it. At my job I have had so many young people come to me for a application just wrong. Wearing shorts and a t-shirt with flip flops, girls in string tank tops with tits all over the counter smacking gum. People with enough piercing in their face to make Pin Head (from the movie Hell Raiser) look like a damn Care Bare. Not to mention if you are out looking for a job do not wear anything with a big damn hole in the front of the garment. Comb your damn head, take them fake ass foster grants off when you talk to people. Leave your bad ass crying kid at your momma's house. Don't bring that little loud ass demon to the interview. Unless he or she is well behaved leave them at home!!! The people at the workplace that you are applying to, will report back to their management team how you looked your attitude if you spoke well and they also check your application to see if you meet the requirements before they hand it to a manager. Success children remember these two things when dressing for success and the game of love. A man never forgets a elegant well dress woman, and a woman never forgets a clean and good smelling man. Ok I've done my good deed for the week. Later peeps.

BIG & SAGGY

Ah, you knew this was coming . So what is my problem with this overdosed testosterone fashion trend? The male form is just as wonderful to view as the female form, but while women conform to clothing that enhances their shape. Men go in the opposite direction layers upon layers of clothing hides all traces of muscle structure. It really makes me wonder why guys spend 4-5 hours in a gym day after day to get a body of a Greek god and then cover the whole damn package up in layers of XL damn clothing. I mean have you seen those long over-sized T-shirts that look like house dresses. I'm sorry the look does nothing to enhance the look or features of any guy no matter what race they are.

Now for the baggy show all your ass pants. I have to admit that although I don't practice this look, and I agree that in the workplace it should not be tolerated. But as a gay man, me and my fellow Homos say LET EM HANG BOY!!! ROTFL If the straight population who wear there pants hanging off their ass with their underwear showing only knew how popular they are with the local gays they would pull them up!!! Its the equivalent of being at the beach and looking at all the girls in their bikini's. Just booty everywhere. You want to see a buffet of guy booty just drive or walk by a basketball court on a sunny warm day and you can do a Hanes, Jockey and Calvin Kline underwear add. And one of the funniest things to see is one of these guys attempting to run with their pants down that low they look like southern bells holding their gowns while trotting down the street. Its hilarious!!! Now don't get me wrong there are some lose clothing fashion trends out there that look really good and its how you wear and work it. So guys the next time your playing b-ball and you see a car or jeep drive by the court and all the guys have binoculars looking your way with cell phones taking pictures. You just been tagged by the Bootyrachi!!! Be seeing ya!!!